So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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