U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
