rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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