is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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