is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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