okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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