I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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