This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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