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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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