i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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