Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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