As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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