just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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