Dual....:-)
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You are a genius and a whore.
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