I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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