Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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