I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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