spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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