brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i think my mom watched the whole time
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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