need another drink. this is the easiest way
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
