Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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