I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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