what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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