I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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