Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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