I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Is Oprah even human
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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