i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
