I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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