I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You can't motorboat a personality
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I need a burrito and a hug.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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