I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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