talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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