He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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