i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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