I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
