Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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