Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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