Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
