She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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