Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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