But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
