I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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