i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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