if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
