we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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