my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
