I want to have your abortion
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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