your thong is hanging out like whoa
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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