its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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