Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
