We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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