When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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