I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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