just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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