i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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