16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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